Sometimes, Your Bacon Just Gets Annoyed, And That’s Ok (As Long As You Don’t Actually Punch Someone in the Face)

So I live in downtown Rochester, which means I usually shop at the Wegmans out that way. (For those who aren’t familiar with the name, Wegmans is a big-deal grocery store chain founded in Rochester. Dis it, and any Rochesterian will beat you dead.)  There’s one problem I have with the downtown Wegmans (DON’T KILL…

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Woe is My Bacon! 8 Reasons You Should Stop Playing the Victim and Let Yourself Be Awesome

“You don’t know what real pain is.” Word for word, that’s exactly what someone said to me once. I remember thinking, “Gosh, who is this person to assume that I’ve never experienced real suffering in my life?” Yet hypocritically, and I’m not proud of it, I have in the past similarly looked down on others…

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It’s Never Too Late for Bacon: Never Feel Guilty About Discovering Who You Are Later in Life

I’m about to get all Rafiki on y’all. (That’s the monkey from the Lion King, in case you didn’t know…) One of the biggest struggles I’ve consistently had over the years is dwelling on the past. I wasted my four years of college isolated in my boyfriend’s basement with no friends. I should have spoken…

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