Fee-Fi-Fo-Family: Should You Feel Guilty for Not Getting Along With Family?

At some point or another, each of us is plagued by that one relative (or group of relatives) with whom we just can’t seem to get along. The conversations are awkward, we have nothing in common with them, they subtly (or not-so-subtly) insult us, they get all giddy and gossipy when they find out you…

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I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This Right Now, But… BREATHE.

Sometimes, we hold on too tightly to expectations, either those of people we know or the ones we set for ourselves. If you have OCD, or, really, if you’re anyone who feels the need to control things or you’re simply anxious about something in particular in your life (e.g. whether or not you’re going to…

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Broken Bacon: It’s Never Bad, Because It’s Meant to Be Shared

Everyone has a past. Good or bad. That’s just the nature of being beautiful, flawed, giant sucking things that, you know, breathe. We’ve experienced people treating us like shit, or ourselves treating others like shit. Or maybe you have just treated yourself like shit for years. I’m here to tell you: THAT’S OKAY. Now, when…

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Coo-Coo for Control: Why Your Bacon Needs to Accept that You Can’t Control Everything

My family gets a good chuckle from a particular memory of my potty training days. My mom would try to get me to go poo on the potty, but I refused. I liked them diapers, dammit. One day, she found me taking a squat in the corner of the front porch. Yup. Hence the invention…

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Bacon Beware: Gaslighting is a Major Problem if You’re a Sensitive Sizzler

As incredible as my bacon is, I can be a real idiot at times. And that’s okay, because just like all bacon, I’m still learning. And learning is the key to (imperfect) perfection. Bacon never stops learning. I’ve talked about Anti-Bacon before. But there’s a particular kind of Anti-Bacon that is quite detrimental to your…

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