Sometimes, Your Bacon Just Gets Annoyed, And That’s Ok (As Long As You Don’t Actually Punch Someone in the Face)

So I live in downtown Rochester, which means I usually shop at the Wegmans out that way. (For those who aren’t familiar with the name, Wegmans is a big-deal grocery store chain founded in Rochester. Dis it, and any Rochesterian will beat you dead.)  There’s one problem I have with the downtown Wegmans (DON’T KILL…

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Get That Bacon on Paper: My Nonsensical (But Effective) Journaling Method

I didn’t really start journaling until I was about 23. I had tried before, but I was way too much of a perfectionist. I would approach each entry with this vision of someone reading it after I died, so it had to look all pretty, insightful, beautiful, and crap. Like it had to be the…

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Put Your Damn Socks Away! How Low Bacon-Esteem Makes You Irritable

When I was in college, I spent most of my time isolated in the basement apartment of my boyfriend’s house. I had no friends, was working four jobs, and was holding myself to unrealistic expectations with my studies.  As you can imagine, my self-esteem was at an all-time low. However, I was in classic denial.…

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Sensitive Sizzlers: 5 Reasons Sensitive People Are More Vulnerable to Feeling Guilty

When I was a teenager, I had a serious eyebrow problem. They were very thick, dark, and hairy, and I had no idea how to properly maintain them. I only knew enough to keep them from conjoining at the Prime Meridian. I had a whole Sam Waterston thing going on. Instead of doing the normal…

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Take Care of Your Awesomeness: How to Self-Care Like a Bacon Boss

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but self-care is all the rage these days. (Yes, this is one of THOSE posts. It’s about to get all warm and fuzzy up in here!) Everyone has their own way of doing it, so of course I would too, duh.  Seriously though, similar to how actual bacon needs…

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