A Kurfuckle of Dreams: How Quarantine Has Made Me Depressed About Not Being Famous

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"TikTok, I gotta get a TikTok, cuz now I have all this time to get famous!" (*Makes two TikToks.) "My book, yes, I should finish my book, I'm going to be a revolutionary author!" (*Finishes badass memoir, but only submits to four publishers.) "No, this is the time to go viral on Instagram!" (*Makes three … Continue reading A Kurfuckle of Dreams: How Quarantine Has Made Me Depressed About Not Being Famous

COVID Careful: Trying Not to Feel Guilty About Turning Down a Doobie Date

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Yes, you read that right: “Doobie Date.”  Story time… Several weeks ago, after things started opening up a little and people began stretching their legs outside of quarantined life, my friend and I (we’ll call her “Susan”) were walking downtown (my favorite place to be - it never disappoints in giving me a good story … Continue reading COVID Careful: Trying Not to Feel Guilty About Turning Down a Doobie Date

Pussy Problems: How a Kitty Taught This Crazy Cat Lady a Thing or Two About Guilt and Doing the Right Thing

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I don't know about y'all, but I've got a serious case of pussy in my pussy… (Good Lord, no, I am NOT referring to anything sexual - get your head out of the gutter.) Let me explain… I recently adopted a gray domestic shorthair kitty and he enjoys napping in my crotch. (He doesn't even … Continue reading Pussy Problems: How a Kitty Taught This Crazy Cat Lady a Thing or Two About Guilt and Doing the Right Thing