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The People-Pleasing Chameleon Kid: “How Do You Like Your Bacon? I Can Make it Anyway You Like” (It’s All Fake Bacon)

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Fake bacon - just like morning people, car blinkers left on, and the way the volume for Hulu ads auto-increases (pissing off your neighbor for interrupting her OnlyFans video)… …angers me greatly. Now before you get your spinach all riled up in a carrot riot (or “car-riot”... tee hee), this is not a blog post … Continue reading The People-Pleasing Chameleon Kid: “How Do You Like Your Bacon? I Can Make it Anyway You Like” (It’s All Fake Bacon)

I tried cognitive behavioral therapy at home. Here’s what my Bacon thought

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I’ll just say it: thoughts are (more often than not) lyin’ sons-of-bitches. Plain and simple. And yet, we put SO MUCH stock into everything they tell us.  For some reason, we automatically assume they have like doctorates or something in whatever negative shit they tell us - even though there is little to no truth … Continue reading I tried cognitive behavioral therapy at home. Here’s what my Bacon thought