I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This Right Now, But… BREATHE.

Sometimes, we hold on too tightly to expectations, either those of people we know or the ones we set for ourselves. If you have OCD, or, really, if you’re anyone who feels the need to control things or you’re simply anxious about something in particular in your life (e.g. whether or not you’re going to…

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Broken Bacon: It’s Never Bad, Because It’s Meant to Be Shared

Everyone has a past. Good or bad. That’s just the nature of being beautiful, flawed, giant sucking things that, you know, breathe. We’ve experienced people treating us like shit, or ourselves treating others like shit. Or maybe you have just treated yourself like shit for years. I’m here to tell you: THAT’S OKAY. Now, when…

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Bacon Got Back: When You Got the Gift, Don’t Neglect to Use It (Like I’ve Been Doing)

I write to you all today with my tail between my legs. I’ve been neglecting my posts, and I want to apologize; I’ve been putting my bacon on the back burner and that should NEVER happen.  Just to clarify, I don’t feel guilty for neglecting my blog (otherwise, I’d be a hypocrite and you all…

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Coo-Coo for Control: Why Your Bacon Needs to Accept that You Can’t Control Everything

My family gets a good chuckle from a particular memory of my potty training days. My mom would try to get me to go poo on the potty, but I refused. I liked them diapers, dammit. One day, she found me taking a squat in the corner of the front porch. Yup. Hence the invention…

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Bacon Beware: Gaslighting is a Major Problem if You’re a Sensitive Sizzler

As incredible as my bacon is, I can be a real idiot at times. And that’s okay, because just like all bacon, I’m still learning. And learning is the key to (imperfect) perfection. Bacon never stops learning. I’ve talked about Anti-Bacon before. But there’s a particular kind of Anti-Bacon that is quite detrimental to your…

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Sometimes, Your Bacon Just Gets Annoyed, And That’s Ok (As Long As You Don’t Actually Punch Someone in the Face)

So I live in downtown Rochester, which means I usually shop at the Wegmans out that way. (For those who aren’t familiar with the name, Wegmans is a big-deal grocery store chain founded in Rochester. Dis it, and any Rochesterian will beat you dead.)  There’s one problem I have with the downtown Wegmans (DON’T KILL…

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